
(CBN)New Jersey Governor John Corzine has issued an executive order that for all intensive purposes closes off all roads and waterways leading from the New York City Borough of Manhattan into New Jersey.
Corzine has activated the New Jersey National Guard and ordered them to use all “necessary force” to stem the mass exodus of NYC homeless individuals over the Hudson and into the Garden State in response to NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg’s initiative paying for its homeless to leave New York City to the destination of their choice. That choice has overwhelmingly been New Jersey bringing the already overburdened infrastructure of Newark and surrounding communities to the brink of collapse and anarchy.
The NYC homeless program, which has been in operation since 2007, has sent people back to Florida, Georgia, the Carolinas, Puerto Rico and even Paris. Sometimes the travel comes with big price tags like $2,500 to go to South Africa. It has been a mystery why thousands of homeless of flooded over the Hudson into Jersey but Corzine has his suspicions.
In what has become known as the “Free Food Flotilla” thousands have made their way across the Hudson under cover of darkness in abandoned vehicles allegedly dredged from the Hudson and retrofitted by NYC engineers for the voyage.
While Governor Corzine has stated that he is happy the dredging of these vehicles from the Hudson has solved the Jimmy Hoffa murder mystery, he would resist “with all necessary force” Bloomberg’s brazen and illegal attempt to collapse the economic infrastructure of the financially troubled area and subsequently annex the Jersey/Hudson shoreline into West Manhattan.
Corzine stated that the Coast Guard had abandoned all hope of stopping the “floata-car” flotilla. The NYC homeless exodus by foot has overwhelmed the George Washington Bridge bridge bringing auto traffic to a standstill.
Thugs, crazies, and out of work stock brokers are roaming Newark bars and local docks with fistfuls of hundred dollar bills obtained by cashing in Bloomberg travel vouchers on the black market. Drug smugglers have already begun to take advantage of the general confusion and the helplessness of the National Guard, Coast Guard and local New Jersey State Police.
Governor Corzine, in a nationally televised address stated that he had no choice but to exercise the the sovereign right of New Jersey to protect its borders under the 10th Amendment. He stated that as of 12.01 a.m last night New Jersey had officially succeeded from the United States and he was ordering the New Jersey National Guard to destroy the primary bridge from Manhattan into New Jersey.
The reaction of the city of Newark, bearing the brunt of the exodus has been near hysteria. All bridges over the Hudson have been swarmed with homeless towing a strange armada of shopping carts, animals, and makeshift cardboard box homes.
President Obama was reached for comment while spending the weekend at the Waldorf Astoria in NYC. When asked how the White House would respond to this crisis, he inquired whether he had won or lost New Jersey in the primary and whether the New Jersey Giants football team was expected to contend this season. He declined further comment other than to state that he and family would be taking in a Broadway show later that evening.
BREAKING! CBN has been able to obtain this exclusive footage of the George Washington Bridge being destroyed to stop the flow of homeless into New Jersey.
MORE TO FOLLOW!
©2009 Brian Cuban
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