Blagojevich To Hang Out Personal Injury Shingle!

blagojevichCNN(Illinois) Unconfirmed sources have revealed that now former Governor Rod Blagojevich facing massive legal bills to defend his pending indictment and unemployable in any other legal capacity will hang out his solo shingle as a Chicago personal injury and criminal attorney. He obtained his Juris Doctor (J.D.) from Pepperdine University School of Law in 1983. There have been rumored sitings of his life size face on the back of Chicago rapid transit buses and strip club restrooms.

CNN has also been able to obtain this unedited script of his first television commercial to air during the Superbowl. You will only find it here on CNN!

My name is Rod Blagojevich. You may remember me as the wrongfully impeached Governor of the great state of Illinois. I have decided to put my years of experience in sleazy political tactics and lining my own pockets to work for you by fighting sleazy insurance companies to line your pockets!  I will take my  years of experience  profiting off the backs of the citizens of Illinois to watch your back!   In an auto accident?  Busted For Prostitution?  Indicted for corruption?  The Blogonator is here for you!  Call 1800-BLAGO day or night! Se Habla Espanol!

More to follow!

2 Comments For This Post

  1. anonymous Says:

    How much time elapsed between November 17, 2008 and December 9. Did the Feds go from being capable of error to being infallible in that length of time?

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  2. Janet (1 comments.) Says:

    Nice – yep, that suits him best to be a Chicago personal injury and criminal attorney. Blagojevich not only looks the part of a sleaze, but acts it as well.

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