(Washington) CNN has learned that the United States Justice Department has moved to revoke the citizenship of former President Jimmy Carter in light of his second recent unauthorized meeting with the leadership of the known terrorist group Hamas. At the revocation hearing, it was noted that former President Carter’s behavior in his presidency but much more so in the last decade has become so increasingly bizarre that it made his brother Billy of “Billy Beer” fame look like a distinguished statesman.

It was also noted that Carter had recently requested a meeting with Pope Benedict XVI during his United States visit to have himself canonized and his brother deceased brother Billy Carter also declared a saint. President Carter, who was located in a local tattoo shop getting a Hamas tatto on his ass declined to comment but did state that he was recovering from injuries resulting from having been attacked by a killer rabbit that has been stalking him for years. He stated that he recently had the now 30 year old rabbit served with a restraining order…

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