(Washington) Fox News has learned that President-Elect Barack Obama will introduce a emergency bill into Congress that will rid the country of all disaffected voters who have stated that they would leave the United States if he was elected. If passed the bill would immediately strip the citizenship of those affected subjecting them to immediate deportation. We have learned that the U.S State Department is already in negotiations with France to accept all those whose names appear on the “Obamalist”. While refusing comment , Obama was heard in a “hot mike” stating:
“I am simply fulfilling the will of those Americans who expressed a desire to no longer live in this country if I am elected. We will send them to France where they can get a true taste of socialism.”
It is rumored that once on the list, the person would have 30 days prior to being deported to sell his home or let it go back to the government for re-sale and monetary redistribution under his new economic stimulus plan.
French president Nicolas Sarkozy stated that his country welcomed all dissatisfied Americans. France would be happy to indoctrinate all interested in the true nature of Socialism. He went on to state that his hot former model wife Carla Bruni,in the true French socialist tradition and loving thy neighbor would redistribute her “assets” as a welcome to the first American male to arrive.
Details to follow….
November 5th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
that’s bull
November 5th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
unfortunately..
November 5th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Sign me up! I need some of that “love thy neighbor”!
November 6th, 2008 at 6:01 am
You almost had me with this one, lol!!
November 6th, 2008 at 8:56 am
I live in France, and this made the news this morning. Since most jobs are in the Paris area, and there are already about 15 million of us here, the government is asking that we take people in for the “short term”.
I’ll take one, she’ll have to clean and cook until she gets a job and then after she works I get 5% of her salary for life. Cool!
November 7th, 2008 at 6:11 am
Brian, this was a good one. I really liked the part about Carla Bruni.
November 14th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Really the pic of Carla just made my week. Obama humor or not.