This is all “tongue in cheek” I realize there are thousands of different celebs that could be on the list. I just took the people from the Parade Magazine list.
The annual Parade Magazine “What People Earn” issue is out today. After perusing the list, I decided to cast my own votes for the top ten overrated and overpaid celebs on the Parade List. The people here are only the ones listed on the Parade Magazine list. (other than ashley dupre)
10. Miley Cyrus at 18.2 Million. What can I say. I am not 15 and don’t have any kids…. After seeing the recent photo of her in her very disturbing “show it all” spandex outfit, I will be voting her as the most likely to either be in rehab, swinging from a pole or starring in a Girls Gone Wild Video by age 21.
9. 50 Cent at 33 Million.(rapper) He is apparently some rapper guy. Rapping in my book ended with Run DMC Regardless, anyone making millions talking fast to music is overrated….
8. Jeff Foxworthy (comedian) 10 million. I saw this guy last year at a charity benefit. You’re a red neck. We get it. Get over it…..
7. Mary Kate Olsen(actress-entrepreneur) 17 million. I always confuse her with Hillary Duff. When you are interchangeable you are overrated….
6. Jessica Alba (actress) 10 million, Everyone agrees you are hot…. and what else……..?
5. Chelsea Lynn, (Television reporter-Alaska) 28,900 With a name like that she would do a lot better making porn.
4. Any actor or actress on Desperate Housewives……
3. Ashley Alexandra Dupree , amounts unknown, the call girl extraordinaire of Eliot Spitzer fame will cash in somehow although her prospects are dwindling by the day….. She should have taken the million from Girls Gone Wild while she could. Unfortunately for her there is now nothing left to the imagination. When guys have seen it before they pay for it, the fantasy bubble is busted and you are condemned to the ranks of the overrated…. The hottest most highly rated women always have their clothes on…….
2. Trouble ( Leona Helmsleys dog), 12 million. Trouble the dog beats out Dr. Phil because unlike Dr. Phil at least there is documented theraputic value to holding her and you will probably see it coming if you are going to get bitten….
DRUM ROLL PLEASE…. The NO 1 MOST OVERRATED AND OVERPAID CELEBRITY ON THE PARADE LIST IS……
90 million
Dr. Phil is not only the most over-rated and overpaid talk show host(and thats all he is) in America. He is the most dangerous. He uses a facade of credibility he does not have to meddle in the lives of people already in a fragile state. He is not the first talk show host to do this but he is the most agressive about it. Everyone is familiar with his unwanted intrustion into the fragile life of Britney Spears. Most recently his show paid the bail for one of the girls charged with the now infamous” Youtube beating in an attempt to get her on the show. Who the hell does he think he is playing a life or death game with these young people. A degree on the wall does not qualify him to meddle and anyone who thinks his agenda is to help is delusional in the extreme….
Dr Phil beats out Paris Hilton here hands down. At least she is harmless…….
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April 13th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Hear hear, couldn´t agree more. Goldstar
April 13th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
What they call celebrities nowadays are people I wouldn´t want to associate with.
April 13th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Interesting list, but the celebrities who really piss me off are the ones who get involved in the political arena. Sean Penn tops the list.
April 13th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Brian,
The worst thing about Dr. Phil is that he is not licensed to practice anymore. He is not a PHD and his show is or entertainment purposes.. that should happen is someone or something will come back to him where Oprah and Dr. Phil will be liable for some sort of causality and the laws will be changed to protect its citizens against any persons who may cause harm via entertainment.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:51 am
I can’t speak for how much they get paid but..
Jessica Biel – she’s ok looking, nothing special – there are other celebrities that I’d say are better looking. Worst of all is that she can’t act to save her life. Watch NeXt or any one of her cinematic abortions.
Robbin Williams – I can’t name one movie that he was good in, maybe Aladdin but then again. All he does is put on ethnic accents that are at times extremely racist or offensive. He overacts on everything and I think in his own head he believes himself to be a great comedian. Watch Man of the Year to see how awful he really is.
Mark Wahlberg – The guy’s a flippin racist. He assaulted some asian senior citizenwhen he was younger and ripped out the guy’s eye because he was Asian. The guy still has a career after all this, he’s worse then Mel Gibson.
Will Ferrell – he used to be funny, what happened? Now almost all his movies are the same. The last 5-6 movies he did were exactly the same, either the movie going public are complete idiots or they just haven’t realized that he’s out of ideas.
Tom Hanks – Forrest Gump was good, his career since has been a train wreck. Anyone who liked The Terminal should be deported to the sun.
April 14th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
How insightful.
8. Jeff Foxworthy (comedian) 10 million. I saw this guy last year at a charity benefit. You’re a red neck. We get it. Get over it…..
7. Mary Kate Olsen(actress-entrepreneur) 17 million. I always confuse her with Hillary Duff. When you are interchangeable you are overrated….
6. Jessica Alba (actress) 10 million, Everyone agrees you are hot…. and what else……..?
You are breaking some new ground there. Your acerbic wit truly will bring down hollywood.
*rolls eyes*
April 14th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
A-Rod… still the most overated celeb…
or person..
ever..
April 15th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I agree with your list, seriously Oprah needs to fire Dr.Phil and take his show off t.v. for good
One problem Paris Hilton is overrated and so are all her socialittle friends, Kim” I’m famous for having a big ass and a sex tape” Kardashian is at the top of my list
April 15th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Let me preface this by saying I am no rap fan, however, 50Cent was one of the creators of Vitamin Water. The money that he has earned is just as much due to his business acuity as his celebrity status.
August 1st, 2008 at 8:10 pm
As a hip-hop fan, I completely disagree with your reasoning behind listing 50 Cent but I agree with him being on the list at the same time due to his lack of lyrical talent. Many commercial, popular hip-hop artists fall under the same boat. Hopefully, the current wave of artists such as Lupe Fiasco, Royce Da 5’9″ and Kanye West carry hip-hop in the right direction along with its longtime legendary icons such as Nas & Jay-Z.