(CNS JUGGS Network) CNS has learned that the Miss California USA Pageant has demanded the immediate return of the breast implants supplied to now de-throned title holder Carrie Prejean. When reached for comment, a Miss California USA representative stated:
“In light of Carrie’s loss of the crown and the damage done to the Miss California USA pageant reputation, we felt we had every right to demand the return of expenditures and items we paid for that contributed to her success.” When pressed for further comment she stated:
Whats right is right… Whats ours is ours… and in this case, what’s hers is ours.
Ms. Prejean could not be reached for comment as to when she will be returning the implants.
In another shocking turn of events, “JUGGS”Magazine editor Dian Hanson, speaking on behalf of Mavety Media Group, stepped forward and offered to cover the cost of the implant removal and also offered a replacement of some size 38DD implants at magazine expense if Ms. Prejean would agree to a full cover spread in JUGGS and a guest appearance in the production “JUGG MAMMA BEAUTY QUEENS IN TROUBLE”
Ms Prejean was said to be “weighing” the offer.
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June 14th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Come on dude. She spoke her mind and gets vilified for it. Give it a rest. This isn’t funny at all.
June 14th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
or could it be that you are just wound WAY too tight? could be? just sayin….
June 14th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
no brian, i agrere with JD. it seems mean spirited and not helpful at all to the central case of same sex marriage. i say to each his or her own. i know i would not want to be villified for speaking my personal opinion.
June 14th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Hahahaha! I love it! Jeff, you gotta relax bud. This is funny!
June 14th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
This was pretty good
June 14th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
No, just maybe sick of talk and satire about it. Way over it…how bout let’s MOVE on to something that is actually funny…
June 14th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
People speak their minds all the time and are vilified for it. It's called freedom of speech, and it's a two-way street.
June 14th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I think that’s hilarious!! Thanks Brian
June 14th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Hilarious!
June 14th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Feel free to not return. Before you go however, don't forget to click on the JUGGS link and renew your subscription. I am getting a kick-back for each new one.
June 14th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
If they auction them off I am TOTALLY going to register to bid!!!!
June 15th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Now this begs the question…did she get the implants PRIOR to competing in the Miss USA pagent? If so, was that ever disclosed? Another reason why I stopped watching these things back when I was like 10. Funny and kinda sad at the same time.
June 15th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
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