Fresh off of accusations that he carried on a ten year affair with country singer Mindy McCready starting when he was 28 and she was 15, Roger Clemens today has also admitted that has had a secret crush on child star Miley Cryus since she turned 15 years old.
When confronted with his statements ,Roger admitted that while the age difference between he and Miley is greater than it was for he and Mindy. He stated… “age is just a number” and Mindy was very “mature” for a 15 year old so he did not expect Miley to be any different….
Roger stated that after being highly aroused by Miley’s latest provocative photo spread in Vanity Fair and seeing her recent “show all” bodysuit he felt “compelled” to come out of the closet with his secret crush…..
Roger stated that if Miley felt the same way, he would provide her with all the “moral and financial support” he provided Mindy and he saw no reason that Miley could not have the same happy life as Mindy McCready.
When it was pointed out to Roger that Mcready had been to jail, addicted to drugs and had been in an abusive relationship in the years since they met, Roger stated that Miley had a good head on her shoulders and was certainly “all grown up” for a 15 year old…. What was good enough for MIndy was certainly good eough for Miley…
Roger closed by stating that his long term goal for Miley was for her to have a guest spot in Mindy’s upcoming reality show entitled “Guys Do It With Younger Girls All The Time”
Calls to Miley Cyrus reps went unreturned……
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April 29th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
well, if the steroids don’t land you in jail…..acting on this will.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
One word… Perv.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:22 am
LOL. I have found that MOST guys who like younger girls do so because women their own age know better than to put up with their BS.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
You don’t cite your sources, which would be useful. You should write for The DAily News as their “sources” for the story remained anonymous “due to the sensitivity of the matter”. Frankly, I have a very hard time believing that, given all of his other troubles, he would comment on Mindy, Mylie or Snow White for that matter.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
My god, I guess I shouldn’t be but I continue to be dumbfounded at people who don’t understand SATIRE and thought this parody was true….. It just goes to show you the power of the internet. Put is in the “The Daily News” TMZ or whatever and no matter how bizzare, how preposterous, people out there will think that because someone put it in writing, it must be factual….. Maybe this guy should try putting down the his supermarket tabloids and read a book…. I suggest a book on the power of the press….