Here is some advice for any over the hill married guy around my age(47) who wants to meet and get engaged to a 23 year old hottie. It’s easy. Murder your wife. It is even better if you have been married before and murdered that wife as well. Women will flock to you either in the free world or in prison. As we sit or stand at this very moment the most stupid person on the face of the earth is the 23 year old who just got engaged to suspected double murderer Drew Peterson. Peterson is 54. Peterson is also the primary person of interest in the murder of his wife Stacy Peterson who also happens to be 23 years old. While not named as such he is certainly a private law enforcement person of interest in the death of his 3rd wife Kath Savio. I guess this unnamed 23 year old future Mrs. Peterson the 5th enjoys living on the the edge of humanity. She probably has better odds of living to 30 skydiving without a parachute.
The second most stupid person on the face of the earth is any women that would walk on a beach alone or for that matter go on a date with killer pimp in training Joran Van Der Sloot. Joran is the sole person of interest in the disappearance of Natalie Holloway. It is possible that Van Der Sloot may be guilty of nothing more than illegally disposing of Holloway’s body as well as being a major scum-bag and sexual predator. Holloway’s death was probably alcohol related and not directly caused by Van Der Der Sloot. We will never know. He however by his own secretly taped admission did nothing to help her and dumped her body in the ocean. He should be a man and take the rap for whatever relatively minor crime he committed. The Holloway family deserves closure. He won’t because he is a sociopath predatory scumbag. When Joran is not getting girls drunk and leaving them for dead, he has been working hard on his career as an international pimp.
The third most stupid person on the face of the earth is any person who believes that Casey Anthony was not involved in the death of her daughter Caylee Marie Anthony. Casey will be convicted in the death of Caylee. How I am sure of this? While I may or may not be smarter than a fifth grader I did escape grade school with some basic math skills. That is all I need to predict the outcome of this case. If you know this equation you can solve 99 percent of the homicides committed. The equation is 2+2=4. That is all you need to get to the truth here. Caylee Anthony killed her daughter either intentionally or by criminal neglect by chloroforming Caylee so she could go out and party. I was shocked to learn that it is not unheard of for single mothers of low income to chloroform their children as a substitute for a babysitter. The only real issue here is whether Casey will be looking at a lethal injection if convicted. While she probably deserves such a fate, it at this point seems unlikely the state will be able prove the elements of first degree murder necessary to inflict the punishment she deserves. There is an upside for Casey if she avoids the death penalty. By the time she gets out of prison, Joran Vand Der Sloot will probably be the Pimp King of Thailand. Casey should start corresponding with Joran immediately. She will have a lot of time to work on her resume in prison. If that does not work out, Drew Peterson will almost certainly be on the hunt for wifie number 6 by then. A match made in heaven.
While there is a very high probability that Drew Peterson killed both his current wife and his previous wife, he may never see the inside of a prison. If Stacy’s remains are ever found, it is highly unlikely there will be enough evidence to tie him to her death. He appears to be much too smart to have left that to chance. If her remains do turn up, it is a certainty Peterson will be put on trial for her murder. If they do not turn up, the state will wait but at some point conclude their case will not get any better and put him on trial regardless. With her body it is a tough circumstantial case to win. Without her bones there is very little chance. I expect Drew Peterson to join O.J. Simpson in an elite category. He will get away with two murders. What does this all mean for 23 year old hottie wife to be number 5? If she plays her cards right, she can capitalize and live long enough to spend some of the money. It should not be too long before we can purchase the ” I MARRIED DREW PETERSON AND SURVIVED THIS LONG…….“ T-shirt on the internet. Every year she would put out an autographed anniversary shirt with a new monthly survival number on the back. I also predict a “Drew’s World” reality television show.
Sugardaddy Killers, Pimps and Hoes. Coming Soon To A Courtroom Near You.










January 6th, 2009 at 2:19 am
What? No Scott Peterson? I read he gets tons of mail in prison from women who want to be his BFF. I am DYING for the press to find out who Drew's future late Mrs. P is. I can't wait for Nancy Psycho Grace to get hold of her.
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February 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 pm
i want to say something. I just keep laughing instead.
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Here's another candidate for dumbest girlfriend – the longtime girlfriend of Robert Chambers:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2007/12/...
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Great post Brian!! Hilariously tragic.
April 29th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
oh, lordy, please don't tell me these people are all from Texas? I was born and raised in Texas and I don't know how I survived.