This is all “tongue in cheek” I realize there are thousands of different celebs that could be on the list. I just took the people from the Parade Magazine list.

The annual Parade Magazine “What People Earn” issue is out today. After perusing the list, I decided to cast my own votes for the top ten overrated and overpaid celebs on the Parade List. The people here are only the ones listed on the Parade Magazine list. (other than ashley dupre)

10. Miley Cyrus at 18.2 Million. What can I say. I am not 15 and don’t have any kids…. After seeing the recent photo of her in her very disturbing “show it all” spandex outfit, I will be voting her as the most likely to either be in rehab, swinging from a pole or starring in a Girls Gone Wild Video by age 21.

9. 50 Cent at 33 Million.(rapper) He is apparently some rapper guy. Rapping in my book ended with Run DMC Regardless, anyone making millions talking fast to music is overrated….

8. Jeff Foxworthy (comedian) 10 million. I saw this guy last year at a charity benefit. You’re a red neck. We get it. Get over it…..

7. Mary Kate Olsen(actress-entrepreneur) 17 million. I always confuse her with Hillary Duff. When you are interchangeable you are overrated….

6. Jessica Alba (actress) 10 million, Everyone agrees you are hot…. and what else……..?

5. Chelsea Lynn, (Television reporter-Alaska) 28,900 With a name like that she would do a lot better making porn.

4. Any actor or actress on Desperate Housewives……

3. Ashley Alexandra Dupree , amounts unknown, the call girl extraordinaire of Eliot Spitzer fame will cash in somehow although her prospects are dwindling by the day….. She should have taken the million from Girls Gone Wild while she could. Unfortunately for her there is now nothing left to the imagination. When guys have seen it before they pay for it, the fantasy bubble is busted and you are condemned to the ranks of the overrated…. The hottest most highly rated women always have their clothes on…….

2. Trouble ( Leona Helmsleys dog), 12 million. Trouble the dog beats out Dr. Phil because unlike Dr. Phil at least there is documented theraputic value to holding her and you will probably see it coming if you are going to get bitten….

DRUM ROLL PLEASE…. The NO 1 MOST OVERRATED AND OVERPAID CELEBRITY ON THE PARADE LIST IS……

DR. PHIL MCGRAW!

90 million

Dr. Phil is not only the most over-rated and overpaid talk show host(and thats all he is) in America. He is the most dangerous. He uses a facade of credibility he does not have to meddle in the lives of people already in a fragile state. He is not the first talk show host to do this but he is the most agressive about it. Everyone is familiar with his unwanted intrustion into the fragile life of Britney Spears. Most recently his show paid the bail for one of the girls charged with the now infamous” Youtube beating in an attempt to get her on the show. Who the hell does he think he is playing a life or death game with these young people. A degree on the wall does not qualify him to meddle and anyone who thinks his agenda is to help is delusional in the extreme….

Dr Phil beats out Paris Hilton here hands down. At least she is harmless…….

In the wake of former New York governor Elliot Spitzer‘s revelations about his secret occupation providing charitable support to Ashley Alexandra Dupre, now truly a “Girl Gone Wild” and other high priced hookers who have lost their sugar daddies, there has been a lot being written on the subject of infidelity and monogamy.

The blogosphere ramped up the subject even one more notch when newly sworn in Governor David A. Paterson and his wife both admitted that they had both strayed during a rough patch in their marriage.

This morning, I was watching The Today Show. They were doing a segment on infidelity and monogamy. There were several guests of very high academic credentials. There were several interesting points made:

• 1. 1 out of 4 people know someone that has strayed. Is that all? I would think the actual number is higher, especially in light of the stat that 1 in 5 adults in monogamous relationships have cheated. Keep in mind that these are just the ones that admit they have….

• 2. Monogamy goes against a billion years of evolution. There is a basic biological drive to have more than one mate. We forget that we are animals on this planet as thousands of other species who have the same drive which is to reproduce. The point was made that it is our ability to reason and define a moral code that separates us from the pack. We are however using that reason to fight against the drive of evolution….

• 3. Males are more likely to cheat. Why? Because we can…. Biologically we are better “equipped” than women to have sex more frequently. When you combine that with the basic drive, the male needs all the reason and moral code he can get……

There is an interesting survey entitled “Many Cheat For A Thrill, More Stay True For Love” click on the link to check it out…

Finally, do you know the only creature on this planet that is monogamous for life?

Answer: THE FLATWORM!

MORAL OF STORY?

When your spouse or significant other tells you “YOU ARE LOWER THAN A WORM”, she knows what she is talking about….

 (CNN Dallas) It has been reported that disgraced former Governor of New York Elliot Spitzer had some of his clandestine “Kristen romps” right here in Dallas, Texas.   Local CNN investigative reporters have been able to get the list of Dallas Escort Services used by Spitzer

• 1. Wild West Escorts. We specialize in the high rollin…. Cowboy wannabe from the suburbs. Included in the fee is an escort to the Fort Worth Rodeo by the former Ms. West Texas YMCA Bluebonnet Queen and the exclusive use of Billy Bob’s, Texas mechanical bucking bull specially equipped for multiple “rodeo style “positions…..

• 2. 30k Millionaire Escorts. We specializes in the 25-30 year old Jack In the Box manager, who is looking to “big time” it like they actually have a life. Included is an escort with an ex- Southern Methodist University Cheerleader fresh out of rehab. Limo service and rented 500 dollar suit are included in price, multiple parties welcome for a nominal additional per person charge……. Cocaine and Viagra also additional…….

• 3. Twelve Step Escorts -We specialize in drug and alcohol free encounters…. You will be escorted by the current Alcoholics Anonymous “Ms Sobriety” to 12 step meetings at all the local AA chapters and rehab centers…. We also specialize in “smokin hottie interventions”. We will arrange for someone you love to think he has landed a smokin hot date that in reality would never even look at him. She will tell him she just can’t wait and under the pretense of a date and transport him to the local Betty Ford Center. For a nominal extra fee a stop off at a local hotel is included for one last sex, coke and alcohol binge prior to the rehab stop……. You supply the coke….

While it is still unknown how Sptizer became a aware of these services, it is rumored that during the execution of a federal search warrant at his office a copy of “Escort Services For Dummies was found…..