Playoff caliber New York based national law firm with Mark Cuban style ownership recruiting All Star caliber players for it’s 2008 Championship Run. Must be able to play a high scoring up-tempo run and gun style. Must have been a top ten draft and must be on track to start at least 2800 hours for your current team. The following positions are in immediate demand:
1. Starting Center: Must be an established starting “bruiser” with a “Shaq Like” presence able to gracefully yet forcefully move through the litigation process and “block out” opposing counsel when unnecessary. Must have an established fan base who will faithfully follow you to your new arena. Must be willing to promote your new team with public appearances, autograph signings and possess the general arrogant swagger of an All Star starting Center…
2. Power Forward: Must be able to integrate seamlessly with the starting center for a flawless “post up’ game. Must be able to drive to the hoop in the face of mountains of briefs, unreasonable deadlines, obstructive opposing counsel and senile judges….
3. Point Guard: Must be able to run the offense as set by coach. Resolves complex legal issues with brilliant time effective research. Seamlessly passes off research opinions keeping bad passes to minimum. Able to stand his/her ground and take a charge for the team when the power forward or center mishandle the ball.
If you are a motivating high flying all star who can call the plays, push the ball, post it, pass it, slam it and jam it, we are the law firm for you! Call us at 212-NBALAW for an immediate tryout.
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