A Maryland court has held that the “art” of fortune telling for money is protected under the 1st Amendment. I personally believe the whole thing is bunk but I can also be a hypocrite. I believe in reincarnation. I consistently have dreams about being in my early 20′s somewhere is a large city, possibly New York in what I think is the early 1900′s. It’s always the same dream. Maybe one day I will go to a “reincarnation specialist” and throw down a Jackson to have some Whoopie Goldberg type tell me what the hell I was doing in New York City. I would be pissed if the state tried to regulate my ability to determine if I was as big a goober in my past life as I am now. The First amendment protects our future and it should protect my past. It might also be worth 20 bucks to find out how the Mavs will do next season. Whoopie can’t do any worse than the ESPN pundits who predicted them to win it all last year. Here is to my past and your future…









