CNN(Washington) In one of the most stunning developments in Presidential debate history CNN has learned that the person who debated Senator Joe Biden in the V.P debate was not Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
Saturday Night Live(SNL) regular Tina Fey has been arrested by the FBI for kidnapping and criminal impersonation. Fey has admitted to the FBI that she invited Governor Palin out for drinks the night before the debate. After grilling her on her debate strategy, Fey invited Palin back to her hotel room, slipped her a mickey, stole her debate notes and locked Palin in her hotel bathroom. Fey also stated that after much pleading by Palin to at least let her watch the debate Fey felt sorry for her and put a television in the closet along with a DVD player and a copy of the movie “Dave“.
When interviewed by the F.B.I other residents of the hotel stated that they could hear muffled screams and exclamations from the room all evening. The most prominent being “Thats My Line!” and “Gay Marriage Rocks!.” Palin was found by the F.B.I. early this morning disoriented but happy that she had done so well in the debates. She was heard to say that when elected to office she would offer Fey a job as a stand-in after she is released from prison. When contacted for comment a representative of SNL stated that while they do not condone Fey’s behavior they were impressed with her debating skills. A representative also stated that if Fey was still in prison when Palin left office she would have a job waiting for her at SNL as a Tina Fey impersonator.
©2008 Brian Cuban
