CNN(Washington) In one of the most stunning developments in Presidential debate history CNN has learned that the person who debated Senator Joe Biden in the V.P debate was not Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
Saturday Night Live(SNL) regular Tina Fey has been arrested by the FBI for kidnapping and criminal impersonation. Fey has admitted to the FBI that she invited Governor Palin out for drinks the night before the debate. After grilling her on her debate strategy, Fey invited Palin back to her hotel room, slipped her a mickey, stole her debate notes and locked Palin in her hotel bathroom. Fey also stated that after much pleading by Palin to at least let her watch the debate Fey felt sorry for her and put a television in the closet along with a DVD player and a copy of the movie “Dave“.
When interviewed by the F.B.I other residents of the hotel stated that they could hear muffled screams and exclamations from the room all evening. The most prominent being “Thats My Line!” and “Gay Marriage Rocks!.” Palin was found by the F.B.I. early this morning disoriented but happy that she had done so well in the debates. She was heard to say that when elected to office she would offer Fey a job as a stand-in after she is released from prison. When contacted for comment a representative of SNL stated that while they do not condone Fey’s behavior they were impressed with her debating skills. A representative also stated that if Fey was still in prison when Palin left office she would have a job waiting for her at SNL as a Tina Fey impersonator.
©2008 Brian Cuban
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October 3rd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
love it!!!!
October 3rd, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Weak performance for Fey, though.
October 3rd, 2008 at 6:02 pm
genius. thanks for the giggle.
October 3rd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
During the debate last night, I turned to my husband and said, “Man! Tina Fey really has her voice DOWN!”
October 4th, 2008 at 3:19 am
You betcha, good stuff.
October 4th, 2008 at 3:24 am
Ms. Palin ain’t no bimbo …. and Biden ain’t exciting — LOL
October 4th, 2008 at 4:25 am
You owe me, lessie, six bucks. I spilled at least that much Colorado Whiskey on my keyboard. You know how hard it is to get that stuff?
You can pay me in Biden’s old hair plugs.
-OT
October 4th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Very cute.
Tina Fey is awesome. I’d much rather vote for her than a hockey mom, with or without lipstick, whose main experience consists of governing a town smaller than most large universities. I wish this election would end already.
October 4th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
It was amazing how Tina made every 5th sentence nonsensical just like Palin.
October 4th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
LOL! Maybe we should just throw the real Sarah in jail and keep Tina.
October 4th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Nice Brian. You may have started a new career path for yourself writing humor blogs. The Tina Fey impersonation was the kind of thing that will go down in history along side some of the great comedy performance. Thanks for a bit of levity relating to an election, or perhaps an entire political era, that doesn’t leave much to laugh about. Oh yeah, good job not taking the cheap shot, which is what most humorists seem to be doing these days, which would add to an already declining socio-political climate. I can only hope and pray that our country manages to find some kind of reasonable leadership.
October 5th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
I’m voting the McCain/Palin ticket, but I can truly appreciate a good jab when I see one. Loved it! I have to admit, my favorite SNL skit is with “Palin” and “Clinton”. Great stuff Brian!!
October 6th, 2008 at 1:48 am
I’m hoping for Tina Fey’s sake that she will not have to do “Palin” after November 5th, 2008. I love her performance and have more confidence in the actress than in the real thing. Thanks for sharing.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
It was a great skit and I’m voting for McCain/Palin.
Anyone but Osama, I mean Obama.
October 10th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
the GOP wouldn’t dare schedule any more unscripted air time for Palin, this would give people more time to realize that she’s totally clueless… the prospect of her becoming the Commander in Chief is frightening