As my age has advanced the need for a regular haircut has decreased rapidly along with the coverage on my head.   It is only natural that when taking the risk of having someone cut something off my body that may not grow back I would seek the biggest bang for my buck.  I have found that there is no better place to get this bang than at Toni & Guy Hair Salons.(T&G).  I recently walked into T &G for the first time.  My immediate impression was that regardless of any hair rearrangement taking place there were clear lessons to be had in body piercings, tattoos and the art of cross dressing.  Most of the girls working there were very attractive, even the ones I suspected may be male.  I was led to the back to have my hair washed.  I leaned back to a refreshing warm spray of water and a neck massage occasionally opening my eyes to see if I could catch any glimpse of an Adams Apple on the girl soaking down the few hairs on my head.

There  were several high definition video screens each playing various types of what appeared to be soft core porn ingeniously  disguised as a T &G fashion shows and various short fantasy hair stories.  The video in the screen direct front of my involved a series of scantily clothes female parading through a dark castle. One was dressed as a submissive cat like creature being dominated by a asexual type warlock with scissors in one hand and a phallically shaped hair dryer in the other.  By the time my hair was washed my body temperature had risen 10 degrees and I was squirming uncomfortably in my chair.  I began to wonder how many children had sat in my seat and had and told mommy and daddy about the great prince and sleeping beauty show they had seen while getting their hair cut.  I also wondered how many 13 year old boys were begging their parents for weekly haircuts and how many girls begged their mom for the patented T&G “Stripper Pole Cut” in the hopes of one day appearing in that video to get middle aged guys like me hot and bothered without getting out of the chair and looking good at the same time. The only thing missing was a lap dance.  I dropped a note in the suggestion box on the way out.